1. “The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth – something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food – just watch it, don’t eat it.” — Edward Koch
2. “I think Dr. Atkins and all those other charlatans are missing the boat. The best method for losing weight can be summed up in two words: Shit more!” — Brad Simanek.
3. “The whole idea of motivation is a trap. Forget
4. “Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you’d like to lose a half pound right now, press 1 eighteen thousand times.” — Randy Glasbergen
5. “I keep trying to lose weight… but it keeps finding me!” — Author Unknown for this Weight Loss Quote
6. “When I first got an agent, they gave me some advice–lose weight. — Jennifer Aniston quotes”
7. “The only way to lose weight is to check it as airline baggage.” — Peggy Ryan
8. “The three words women most want to hear from a man are, “You lost weight”.” — Lori Gottlieb
9. “Lose weight quickly by eating raw pork or rancid tuna. I found that the subsequent food poisoning/diarrhea enabled me to lose 6 kg in only 2 days.” – Author Unknown
10. “The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.” — Author Unknown for this Weight Loss Quote
11. “If worry were an effective weight-loss program, women would be invisible.” — Nancy Drew.
12. “Losing weight for a big event is a great reason for you to call Jenny Craig, but don’t forget the biggest of event all, your life.” – Jenny Craig
13. “Let’s see, which would be easier: Losing 40 pounds by strict dieting and exercise or gaining 60 pounds to qualify for a gastric bypass?” — Nancy Casurella.
14. “A great way for you to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a mirror. Restaurants will almost always throw you out before you can eat too much.” — Frank Varano.